tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58596462011-04-21T23:40:42.588-04:00The totaly pointless ramblings of a Jeep owner.GEBIVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13916169512431947358noreply@blogger.comBlogger1091100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5859646.post-1081016685586151062004-04-03T13:24:00.000-05:002004-04-03T13:28:27.013-05:00

I hope this won't cause too much confusion, but I have recently been added to the Munuvian Empire. I will be switching over to the new site as soon as I figure out Movable Type. OK, actually I'm getting a lot of help, so the move is alread underway. So come check out There's One Only! at its new location (Pardon for not being in color yet. As someone once said, 'Every new house starts out

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I was sitting on my couch, watching the Sabres eke out a win against the Rangers Wednesday night, when my telephone rang. This better not make me miss a goal. I thought as I hit the speakerphone button. There was no response to my ‘Hello,’ just the click of a pre-recorded message starting. Stupid telemarketers. Maybe if I wasn’t so lazy, I’d get around to signing up for the national Do Not Call

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Evil Glenn hid behind a tree. When Harvey walked by, Evil Glenn jumped out and gave Harvey a wedgie. I think Harvey liked it.

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Just putting up some of the good april fools posts I'm finding. I'll add them as I go. Good story over here at Cox & Forkum Please Frank! Say it's all a bad dream! Try this little game over at Rocket Jones.

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But only Susie and Harvey had anything. So if you want, you could just go straight to their posts.

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Posted over here by Eric Berlin. Thanks everybody for coming over and looking at my first entry. What a bunch of hits!

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I like Chinese food. That’s why I was sitting in The Great Wok at lunchtime. I had just finished off my Kung Po Chicken and was leaning back, loosening my belt, as I cracked open my fortune cookie. My favorite part of the meal. (Quite possibly the greatest after meal tradition ever invented; if you ask me.) As I nibbled on the tasty treat, I idly read my fortune. Uh oh. Agent GEBIV, your

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Just in case you haven't noticed, I put Chris Muir's awsome comic 'Day by Day' up in my header. If you haven't read it before, go to his web page and read all of the past issues. Also, if anyone knows how to get it to center on the page, let me know. I have almost no idea what I am doing with web code.

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(You must read this episode: Evil Glenn’s Day Off, first.) I woke up to a pounding on my front door. But, by the time I opened it, there was no one there. Just a large nail in the center of the door. Looks like a 10 penny nail. I thought. Then I noticed the note that the nail had pinned to the door. It was written in an elegant script, and nicely bordered. Can’t be from the big H. Must not be

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It's up at the Alliance HQ. Just a little warning about Harvey. He's well... Harvey. So I'd have to rate his entry as PG15 or higher.

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As I arrived home after a long day at work, I noticed the note taped to my door. What on Earth… I haven’t been evicted again? The note read, in a crayoned scrawl: Agent GEBIV, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to determine what Evil Glenn will be doing on his vacation. We will not be able to support you in any manner on this assignment. Due to budget requirements, any movie

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The Roundup of the 100 Days of Kerry is up at Alliance HQ. Check out all of the entries.

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I found the tape-recorder sitting on my front doorstep. Uh oh, I thought, this can't be good. Remembering the last time I got an assignment, I decided to play this one outside. *Beep* ‘Agent GEBIV, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to discover; What would John Kerry accomplish in his first 100 days as President? If you are discovered, we will be forced to disavow all knowledge of your

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is up at Susie's place. Check out all of the oldies but goodies. A woman who's into Rocky And Bullwinkle? I think I'm in love.

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I just wish I knew how to post pictures here, but I just love this cartoon. Courtesy of John of Castle Arggghhh.

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Don't forget to go read the St. Patrick's Day Filthy Lie Roundup over at Alliance HQ.

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Went to the Shriner's Circus this morning. Man, some of the things the acrobats and other stuntmen do is just insane. I'm not even sure I would want to be a roustabout. One of those guys makes a mistake and all of a sudden you've got a 20' pole landing on your head. On the other hand, it was all very entertaining. The stunts were spectacular to watch, and they had a magic act that was astounding

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The blinking light of the answering machine was visible through the window shades as I approached my house. Maybe, I thought, hooking that up to a strobe light wasn’t such a good idea. However bright it seemed at the time. Squinting against the skull splitting flashes of light, I hit the play button. *Beep* ‘Agent GEBIV, your mission, weather or not you choose to accept it, is to find out what

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The roundup for the last Precision Guided Humor Assignment is up at Alliance HQ. Go and check out all of the entries.

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As I closed the door to my apartment, I noticed the light on my answering machine flashing. Hmm, I thought to myself, I shouldn’t be able to see that through two walls and a door. This must be and extra-special message. *BEEP* ‘Agent GEBIV, your mission, if you choose to accept it is to determine why the French, after voting for Resolution 1441, were against the use of force in Iraq. If you are

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Top ten things that Evil Glenn would do with 15 minutes: 10. Link to 34 different web sites. 9. Type ‘Indeed’ 143 times. 8. Type ‘Hmmm’ 276 times. 7. Blend 18 puppies. (Small breeds) 6. Blend 5 puppies. (Large breeds) 5. Kill 9 hobos with blunt objects. 4. Punch Frank J. 78 times. 3. Draw 3/4th of a pentagram for worshiping Satan. 2. Get 1209 Instapundit hits. 1. Dance the Robot.

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A man was in a car accident. When he came to in the hospital, he saw that his hands were completely wrapped in bandages. As soon as the doctor came in, he asked, 'Doctor, will I be able to play the piano?' The doctor answered, 'Of course, your hands weren't hurt too bad.' To which the man replied 'Great, I never could before.' Same accident, different guy: 'Doctor, will I be able to play the

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For all of you who loved the Rock Group, here's another really bad pun. If the Lone Ranger joined a Hasmat team, would Tonto call him 'Chemo-Swabbie'?

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Last night was a good night. I was able to go to my parents’ house and set up my new 5” reflective telescope. I had only been able to use it once since I got it, at my place. And there is too much light pollution for really good seeing. My parents live more out in the country, so the viewing was much better. For example, I was finally able to see the Orion Nebula. Anyways, my Dad and I had a

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Respond to the Venezuelan's assertion that "The US only went into Iraq because of the oil. They're going to take all of the oil, and sell it to fund their global imperialism." First, my initial response is, ‘If we were going to go into Iraq to take all of the oil, why would we sell it? Don’t we want all of that wonderful oil for our own use?' OK, I thought, this was something to investigate.

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This rock group has four members. All are dead. One of them was assasinated. Who are they? (The answer posted in the comments)

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Sunday night is usually when my friends and I meet for bible study. We always have a good bit of fellowship (hanging out) before and after. However, on this evening we did something a little different. Dinner. A very nice baked ham with most of the trimmings. And then afterwards, we had the formal competition of BEYOND BALDERDASH. For those who don’t know the rules, they are pretty simple. And

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I got home late that night. But then again, I usually get home late, so that was no big deal. Much to my surprise though, the light on my answering machine was blinking. I thought I unplugged that, I said to myself. Intrigued, I pressed the play button. ‘Special Agent GEBIV,’ the voice began, ‘you have been selected for a dangerous mission. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to seek

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I'm the number one google search for the word "GEBIV" OK. So it's not a real word or name. It is my initials. Plus a roman numeral.

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I got this e-mail from my bloggless brother. Prepare yourself for another filthy lie... but a fun one. First the Snowman was trying help the Penguins learn how to fly. http://www.ircuser.org/files/penguin.swf Then there was a co-mingling of species with Penguin's and Orca's playing together with the Snowman. http://www.coolegames.com/open.php?id=577 But then Evil Glen stepped in and destroyed

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Proposed Ralph Nader Campaign Slogans I’m Mean, I’m Green, I’m a vote getting machine. Because Ketchup kills tomatoes. Hey, 2.74% of the population can’t all be wrong. Let’s vote ourselves back to the Stone Age. I wanna win this time. Waaah! Corporations bad. Nader good. Bush/Cheney ’04

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Well, it doesn't even look like they're trying anymore. The Sabres have given up four in a row with some pretty lousy playing. I guess that they used up all of their goals on their big scoring streak a couple of weeks ago. But now they only seem to show up for a few minutes of each game. I even went to the Friday night game against the Islanders. At that game at least they seemed to be playing

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Top 10 Alternative Careers for Terrorists 10. Live culture vaccine tester (Although it will be hard to extrapolate the results to humans) 9. Fugu chef school test subject. (This one tastes a little… thud.) 8. Minesweeper (They’d still get to achieve their dream of blowing themselves up.) 7. Three Stooges live action figure (Poke. Nyuk nyuk. Slap) 6. Javelin catcher (I got it, I got it. Thunk.) 5

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It looks like Evil Glenn has abused penguins so much that they are getting a little touchy. (Thanks to blogless-brother Nick for the heads up.)

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Here are the entries in the Super Lucky Happy Fun Permalink Contest Number One II - Win Frank J.'s Funny Vote before the polls close.

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It seems like it was just yesterday (OK, last week) that I was nearing 200 hits. Now I've gotten over 300. Not bad. I hope that everyone has enjoyed everything so far. Hopefully there will be lots more funny for everyone. By the way, I'm sorry if my humor was a little bit too derivative. I've gone back and tried to link as many of the references as I could. Hopefully for the un-initiated, that

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I think that this is conclusive proof that Evil Glenn is at large in Germany. I'm just glad there was no picture. I'd have to scrub my eyeballs with steel wool... again.

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A Filthy Lie I was racking my brain to come up with a post in response to the filthy lie assignment, but I just couldn’t come up with anything. I realized that part of my problem was a lack of familiarity with the subject matter. So I headed down to the nearest public library at the first chance I had. I got there just as story time was starting. “What good luck,” I thought to myself. “If they

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*Boom* "AHHHHHHHHHHHH! The pain! It burns!" "Shut up. And you can stop screaming now. You're dead.” “But they said that the explosion would be painless and I would instantly go to paradise. Why did it hurt so much?” “Because they lied. And not just about the pain.” “Huh? Hey wait a minute, where are my 72 virgins?” A carton of cigarettes flies towards him. “Here you go.

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Well, I'm taking the big leap and joining the alliance. Hopefully this will work out as I have very little idea what I am doing with all of the code and all.

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You may have noticed that I tend to be a little pessimistic. For references, see most of my Sabres posts. To continue along in this manner… 10. I am not a minority. (Unless you count the fact that there is only one of me out of six billion people or so.) 9. I am not an athlete. (I’m afraid that the only games I play are on-line.) 8. I am not tall. (Pygmies do look up to me though.) 7. I am not

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How about that? Even the sabre's goalie is getting some goals. Mika Noronen was the last one to touch the puck when the Toronto player accidentally passed the puck all of the way down the ice into his own net. This was the frosting on a 6-3 comeback victory against the Toronto Mapleleafs. I guess the Sabres aren't playing to bad lately. This is the second comeback in two nights. Plus they've

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Everyone has played the penguin batting game by now, right? This is what happens if the penguin gets fed up.

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The Sabres suddenly know how to score goals. First they go down 3 to 1 againts the Kings. Then they score 7 unanswered goals. Wow. Too bad they don't start scoring untill they are all but out of the playoff race.

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Or more correctly the only visitor was... ME. I was the 200th visitor. Nuts. Oh well, I guess that I have to go to the top of the Blogroll for now. Can anyone give me a good reason for getting their link on top?

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The results are in for the Al Qaeda recruitment ads. Most everyone else seemed to have put in a little bit more effort than I did. Oh well, I'm not an Alliance member, so they can't do anything to me. Right?

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Whoever happens to be my 200th hit, please leave a comment. The counter is way down at the bottom, and last I checked, stood at 193. There may be a prize involved for the winner. (Yes I know that Frank J. just hit one million, but I have my own milestones too.) Addendum:Whoever hits the lucky number 200 (and be honest please) gets top billing in my blogroll.

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The Sabres have extended their home winning streak against the Sharks to 11 games. The Sharks have never gotten a single point here in Buffalo. Ha! Plus the Sabres have swept San Hose in the season series. (OK, they only played one game against each other, but the Sabres did win.) A tip of the hat to the Sharks goaltender, (whos name I can't remember, pronounce or even spell) he made some inhuman

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Here's another little tidbit for the fine folkes over at the Blogger Alliance. New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Al Qaeda Recruitment Ad Come join Al-Qaeda. Visit strange places. Meet new, exiting people. And then blow yourself up.

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Looks like San Hose is coming into town tonight to face the Sabres. I just heard that the Sharks have never won here in Buffalo. Too bad Ted. Looks like an easy win for the Sabres. (Yes, I know that I probably just jinxed them. It doesn't take much.) Interestingly though, the broadcast is radio only. I guess there is not much of a draw for Western teams here in the Northeast. It doesn't bother

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Check out 241 Computer Services for any real hosting needs. I'll stick to Blogger for now though.

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While I am not a member of the Alliance, I do appreciate what they are trying to do. Namely, spreading around a little of the blog-wealth. To aid in this endevor, I am tossing in my two cents on the latest Filthy Lie Assignment. The filthy lie assignment: Give the title and a description of the movie classic(s) that Evil Glenn will be re-making. So, here are some of Evil Glenn's remakes: Snow

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This is one of the funniest stories I have read in a long time. If not actually true, it is then worthy to be compared to some of the finest short stories ever written. Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves puttering maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street.and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing. That's just

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Here's a little timewaster I found over at Dave Barry's blog. My best score is about 320. Really. And if you want the high powered version, here it is. On this one I got over 1200 once... OK, twice.

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Or maybe that't the dangers of good optics. OK, I don't remember all of high school physics, but I do remember playing with a magnifying glass when I was a kid. C'mon, who out there has never chased an ant across the sidewalk with a little sun beam of death?

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And here's someone who is taking the whole process with all of the seriousness it deserves. I've always liked Dave Barry. Even though he's a Dolphins fan. Hey, nobody's perfect.

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Harv, over at Bad Money has the answer. But I'm not entirely sure I understand the question.

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Wow, a forcast high of 10 deg. F. You'd think it was January or something. Oh, wait... it is. It is so surprising to hear people complain about how cold it is. All of a sudden they just found out that they live in the North. Admitedly, these temperatures are below the average for Buffalo, NY, but sometimes we get above average temps too. That's why it's weather and not climate control. Besides,

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Well, they won. But it was a little close there at the end. The get an empty net goal and then give up a goal when the Bruins pulled their goalie again. The only problem that I have is that the Sabres always seem to have just enough good games to keep you watching. But not enough to actually go anywhere.

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Just listened to the pregame show of the Sabres/Bruins game. And I can't help but feel what a waste this season has been. The Sabres need to win practically every game to the end of the season just to make the playoffs. If they haven't been able to win much so far, what's to make them all of a sudden the hottest thing on ice? And since I'm on a rant, what's the problem with finding a singer who

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Well, everyone seems to be doing this, so here are my predictions: The sun continues to rise and set everyday, much to the confusion of some. President Bush gets re-elected by a landslide, only to the confusion of the left coast. Ex-general Clark continues to make speaches, causing much confusion to everyone. The Buffalo Bills draft another star player who is currently sidelined by a possibly

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This is what happens when you stand up to the bullies of the world. The U. S. is the old-west sheriff who didn't back down, and now none of the other bad guys want to face us. By going after Saddam, and getting him, we've put the teeth back into the UN resolutions. Do you think that the Libyans would have given up their WMD program if we were still inspecting Iraq and whining every time he kicked

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(Or: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King) Great movie. You didn't even need to dress up with a bunch of people as the characters to enjoy it. Although, that didn't hurt either. We got applause when we walked into the theater. The battle scenes were very impressive. I was particularly impressed with the cavalry charge at the battle of the Pelinor Fields. Plus it turned out that the Hobbits

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Well, there's one monster that won't be hiding under any more beds.

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Michael "Miserable Failure" Moore Just something I got over at Bigstick.us

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Big deal, the weather service is forcasting a Severe Winter Storm for Sunday. With a predicted snowfall of 2-4 inches. Big whoop. In this area that much snow doesn't even slow down the old people driving. The plows probably won't even start until all of the snow is done. (In a real storm, the plows have to run all night just to keep ahead of the snowfall.) It does look like the rest of the state

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Of course, half of those are probably me checking the site. But sill an important milestone for me. Now if I could just get a few comments...

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Yesterday, Mika Noronen cut himself on Chris Drury's skate. Brings back horrifying memories of Malarchuk.

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If one state had to leave the Union, which one would you miss the least? My reply: How about New York City? Or barring removal from the country, just make it it's own state. The rest of us wouldn't mind loosing the population or the House Reps. Or Hillary. It's not like we get any representation in Congress or even our State Senate.

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I guess that London isn't for party people anymore. Unless you want the media to think your cool. I mean, why have any fireworks at all? You can just show tapes of last years display if that's all you want. Unless they are going to fire off a full half hours worth of fireworks in only two minutes. That'd be worth watching.

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This would never happen if those people lived in an area that actually got all four seasons. Like Buffalo. Sometimes we get all four in one week. But our Santa costumes never cause heat stroke.

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What did the banjo player get on his IQ test? Drool. What is the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a toilet without hitting the seat. What do you call a good musician at a banjo concert? A visitor. You're lost in the desert and you see Bugs Bunny, a cactus, and a good banjo player. Who do you ask for directions? You might as well try the cactus, the other two are figments of

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It was cold. My butt froze. My finger's were numb. But the Bills won. Final score: 17-6. They're not out of the playoffs yet!

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My little bro just "procured" three tickets to the Bills/Jets game tomorrow. Going to be a cold, but fun day.

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A man decides to take a short vacation from his job and travel somewhere exotic. So, he books a trip to a small, essentially untouched Pacific island where the native culture is still intact. He has great expectations (no, not the novel by Dickens) for his trip, as he really needs the time off. So, he sets sail on his chartered ship to the island paradise. As the boat is approaching the island,

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A little safety reminder. And remember, smoking is even more dangerous at a gas pump.

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I don't remember where I heard this one, but here goes. Bill was a retiree who just loved to eat. His favorite sauce in the whole world was Hollandaise sauce. He would put it on everything he ate. However, this would cause his dentures to rust faster than he could replace them. So, he went to see a group of denture specialists to see if anything could be done. After much deliberation, one

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So now if you want to leave a little note, you can. I've been wondering how to do this for a while. Thanks to Harv for bringing the subject up at Bad Money.

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Furious George seems to go down once in a while. It was working when I linked it. Still, it was funny, in a Grand Theft Auto sort of way.

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Just something funny i found in his sidebar. The felonious adventures of Furious George. I'm going to put it in my sidebar too.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a banjo player? Fast food that delivers itself. How can you tell if the stage is level? There is drool coming out of both corners of the banjo player's mouth. What's the best/fastest way to tune a banjo? With wire cutters.

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Harv, over at Bad Money, has a great link to follow. It is easy to vote, and it is a very good cause. The only problem is that my Bills are way down in 18th or so. But they beat the Dolphins!!!!

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Not too bad. Of course, he gave most of us an honorable mention. No losers, but only one winner. My answer wasn't too bad was it? Any way, new question: What steps should the Alliance of Free Blogs take to seek and destroy those cheating bastards the League of Liberals? My answers: 1) First, send them an ad for the Bottled Water of the Month Club. (This is a liberal/hippy kind of thing, so

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I am trying to test a block quote code Note that there is a padding on the inside of the text box. I've seen several people use the blockquote tag without padding and the text runs right up beside the outlined box is hard to read. I also like to use full justify on the text because I think it looks more appealing visually. Some people don't use a colored background or outlined box and use only

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A banjo player, a politician, and an accordian player all jump off of the Empire State Building. Who gets saved? We all do! What's the difference between a banjo and a Maccaw? One is loud, raucus and annoying. The other is a bird. What is the best thing to play on a banjo? A flame thrower.

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Joey, over at Single White Male had a new contest up last week. It expires tonight if you want to get a shot at it. Anyhow, the question was: Some kin of yours invites you over for Thanksgiving dinner and when you get there, much to your dismay you discover a totally vegan Thangsiving! You don't want to give thanks for tofu and rice. What do you do? What do you do? My answer: I would just go

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FRUIT CAKE RECIPE One Cup Water One Cup Sugar Four Large Eggs Two Cups of Dried Fruit One Teaspoon of Baking Soda One Teaspoon of Salt One Cup of Brown Sugar Lemon Juice Nuts One Bottle of Whiskey (High Quality) Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and

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That must be because I cut Bledsoe from my fantasy football team. Of course, now that I've said this, the Bills will fall apart and lose again.

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Take off the pizza sign.

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He was chasing the chicken for dinner.

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He can't find the key. The knocking keeps speeding up. He doesn't know when to come in.

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Well GP's (GrandPa) birthday was on the 25th, and Dad's was on the 28th. So happy birthday to both! Also, incidentally, this is my first post on my laptop over the wireless lan. I finally got one that worked.

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Hmm... 30 doesn't feel much different than 29. Got a Leatherman and a bunch of checks. Not too bad even though there was no real party. MMM.... All you can eat ribs.... ice cream cake.... ahhhh......

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Hey... thats first loser!?! Looks like I got an honorable mention over at Single White Male in his last question contest. I got his joke. He got mine. But not good enough to win. Oh well. Not to have a pity party, but it's hard to keep up a blog when your working 70-80 hours each week. O.K I am having a pity party. Anyone can join, funny little hats are optional.

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Harv, over at Bad Money, has a great little exerpt from a very well written piece. I haven't read the origional, but this is very good, and worth the time.

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Apparently running around playing lasertag the night before and then standing all day at work don't go together. Or maybe they go together too well, but to my detriment. I guess I am too out of shape. I'll have to work on that.

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Had a good time at Aaron's b-day party yesterday. He wanted to have a LaserTron party and thats what he got. We had a load of fun, but my legs are punishing me today. Who'd a'thought that a non-impact game could take such a toll. I didn't even play that well. My team lost most of the games. Oh well, we all had a good time.

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I don't believe it. My team, the Buffalo Bills, are barely slowing down the Eagles. They've only had the ball for four plays (three downs and a punt) for the first quarter. And the only time they seem to have a defensive stand, they get a dumb penalty.

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Well, it worked. Mom was totally surprised. She thought that we were just meeting at my grandparents to go out to the Roadhouse. Instead we had a lot of her friends and family there for a party. Total surprise was achieved. We had her fooled right through the door. She only cried a little, and they were tears of joy. What really helped was getting Mike and Meg into town for the party without her

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Call me a wimp, but I like flavored coffee. Specifically, Mountain Blueberry flavored coffee. And as of Thursday there is no more. It was only offered for the summer. I don't mind the Hazelnut or the French Vanilla, but they're just not blueberry. Mornings will never be the same again...

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